Crotch Thermometer

What is Crotch Thermometer?

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

See rectal, crotch, thermometer, anal, shits

Quivering Uterus

1. The painful cramping during the menstrual cycle. I can't go out tonight I've got the quivering uterus, it sucks! See cramps,..

Goin Down

1. happening, occuring, the questioning of one's recent actions yo bro whats goin down? See chaz 2. to get on your knees and suck ..

Quadcycle

1. A motorcycle with a travel trailer attached to the back. My Friend : Holy shit, what is that vehicle they are traveling on, fine sir? ..

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