What is Crotch Thermometer?
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Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
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a vagina that is unshaved.
Dude, I tried going down her pants, but there was a total vabbage patch!
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suspicious with a sexual connotation
You see the football captain flirting with the math geek and you say, "that is quandering.&qu..
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Where one (Either Female, Or Male) is Condemned by their Husband.
That bitch was totally Husbandemned.
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