Crotch Thermometer

What is Crotch Thermometer?


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Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

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