Crotch Thermometer

What is Crotch Thermometer?

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

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Vnupa

1. Very nice upper pussy/penile/private area derived from FUPA I walked into CiCi's expecting to see a bunch of FUPA's but inste..

Pointless

1. something that is a waste of time or of no use It is pointless to put up a sign that reads: SIGN NOT IN USE See useless, waste, time, ..

W.w.f.d.?

1. Means what would fobbitt do? For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because the..

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