Crotch Thermometer

What is Crotch Thermometer?

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

See rectal, crotch, thermometer, anal, shits

Shwakup

1. The word "nigger" in Persian. I hate all these little shwakups running around looking like monkeys! See nigger, black, porch..

Kinsella

1. A Mick, Irishman, drunkard, brawler...one who exemplifies all the stereotypical traits of being Irish Check out that Kinsella, yo, he j..

Doctors Degree

1. When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate. Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night." ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crotch Thermometer Edit Meaning