What is Crotch Thermometer?
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Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
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A preppy rich female who attends Vanderbilt University. Sometimes used as an insult. Sometimes used with pride.
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a crazy person or when someone gets mad and goes nuts
DUDE, HE'S GONNA GO RED HEADED WHITE GUY ONE YOu!
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A hooker who does her work for free.
"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you wan..
