Crotch Thermometer

What is Crotch Thermometer?

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

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Escape

1. Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade. Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms." Grenade..."OH ok..

Off The Rip

1. The beginning or onset of some activity or likewise. See off the top. Before we even left the crib dude hit us for gas off the rip. Se..

Jaemin

1. The Couple name of Jaejoong and Changmin of the Korean boyband DBSK. The word is a combination of the ‘Jae’ in (Jae)joong and the ‘min’..

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