What is Crotch Thermometer?
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Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
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The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.
The food at that graduation party gave me ..
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A very stinky fart that can damage your brain.
"Watch out someone just did a dervish bomb over there.
See dervish, smelly, stinky..