Crotch Thermometer

What is Crotch Thermometer?

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

See rectal, crotch, thermometer, anal, shits

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Bissochh

1. A new way to say the word bitch that one of my weird ass friends though up yo that girl was such a bissochh See bitch, weirdo..

Trivates

1. 1) A boy's proper name. 2) Latin: "Three Prophets". My name is a sequence of three different ancient phophets' nam..

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