Crotch Thermometer

What is Crotch Thermometer?

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

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Q-ball

1. Slang for a bald head on a white man. Named after the ball on the game pool, for the shining Q-ball. 1. After Vic got his head shaved, ..

Tublar

1. another name for a femalian dink. she's got a tublar??? DUDE!!! See dink, tub, lard, poop, poop dick..

1. 1. Quarter gram, as in meth "Yo, can you get me a QG?" 1. 1. Quarter gram, as in meth "Yo, can you get me a QG?"..

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