Crotch Ticket

What is Crotch Ticket?

A Crotch ticket is when a male human signals to a female human by ejackulating on paper or plastic and sticking it on the females back

Male's freind: Dude she's checking you out!

Male; Aww sweet ill give her a Crotch Ticket!

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