What is Crotch Trophy?
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Young child; specifically one well-dressed, enrolled in several "enrichment programs" and whose parents can't bear to leave him/her alone for one second, as no one else is good enough to care for their child even for a few hours.
Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!
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One of those seemingly ridiculous rules in sports or other public institutions that exist only to cover the asses of the insurance compa..
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when you get on your knees and let someone pour a space bag down your throat while two people beat you with sticks.
that whiskey douch..
