Crotch Trumpet

What is Crotch Trumpet?

1.

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!
63

Random Words:

Knotgasm
1. An intense feeling of well-being as a direct result from getting a difficult knot untied. The knot usually requiring many tools and/or a..
Read more
Frazklazzle
1. (N.)- One, Single, Male, person of Spanish or Inuit decent who insists upon singing "Mexican Americans" by Cheech and Chong at..
Read more
You're So Last Summer
1. Greatest song EVER written! "You're So Last Summer" is from band Taking Back Sunday's first full length CD entitled..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free