Crotch Trumpet

What is Crotch Trumpet?


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the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!


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