What is Crotch Vampire?
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(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)
Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.
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A girl who hasnt yet perfect the art of the handjob, and when giving one, acts as though she is pulling a carrot out of the ground.
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