Crotch Warmer

What is Crotch Warmer?

Similar to a scrotum warmer

A crotch warmer is a small bag that you shove down your pants and gently rest it on your penis. It warms your crotch to up to 200 degrees F

Guy 1: Man...It freezing out here.

Guy 2: Here, have a crotch warmer.

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