Crotch Wheaties

What is Crotch Wheaties?

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'

Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.

See cereal, ronin, warriors

Bonjeglewaite

1. Poeple who have smelly cheeky farts in public in order to losen their colon Donna: Oh that one was a ripper, Larry: yeah, you's ..

Java Nazi

1. This is a term used by computer programmers to refer to another programmer who is an elite perfectionist who knows everything about the ..

Zeolied

1. To move away from your friends and then send them emails inconspicuously expressing your regret for such action. I have been Zeolied ev..

Crotch Wheaties Edit Meaning