Crotch Wheaties

What is Crotch Wheaties?

A box of Wheaties in your crotch. Usually slightly obscured by the rest of your metal armor. Can be viewed while watching the show 'Ronin Warriors.'

Look at that guy's crotch Wheaties. They're family size.

See cereal, ronin, warriors

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