What is Crotchburn?
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What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.
"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."
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An article of clothing, usually a shirt, that one gets for free. The most likely source is a contest at a bar/club or a freebiefrom a li..
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almost like a dingle-berry but coming from the twat
John went down on Jane and found a huge twater-berry
See twat, twater-berry..
