What is Crotchburn?
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What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.
"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."
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having the shits so bad that it stings like you have chicken bones stuck in your asshole.
"God damn, my ass hurts so bad when i sh..
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The well spoken CATS from Zero-Wing kindly asking how the crew are after setting them up the bomb. How kind.
Captain: It's you!!!
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