What is Crotchburn?
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What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.
"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."
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The act of defecating whilst brushing one's teeth with one and masturbating with the other.
"Dude, I was bored last so I went..
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To become very angry.
When the boss sees what you've done, he's gonna shit a hairy worm.
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