What is Crotchburn?
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What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.
"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."
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To have a black person fuck you in the ass.
Oh shit, that guy just got niggerbonked.
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The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo ..