Crotchburn

What is Crotchburn?


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What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.

"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."

See crotch, burn, crotchburn, bleeding, hurts, pain


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