Crotchcricket

What is Crotchcricket?

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

See crotch cricket, crabs, pubic lice, parasite

an annoying person, one almost considered parasitic.

shut up you god damn crotchcricket

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