Crotch-crickets

What is Crotch-crickets?

A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.

Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.

Zarbie

1. Similar in type to a cougar; a woman advancing in age who maintains an illusion of youth. Typically found with bleached blonde hair, su..

Ubootat

1. A bloody queef onto one's face. It was gross, last night he wanted me to ubootat. See queef, gross, nasty, poop, blood..

Reverse Bel-air

1. Using the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song to break up with someone. (As seen in www.xkcd.com/464) Now, this is a story all about my ..

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