What is Crotchdog?
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"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
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Verb
The act of taking a large ripping shit on your partner's chest, and having the male bust nuts upon it.
Here comes the Sweed..