What is Crotchdog?
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"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
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Random Words:
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..