What is Crotchdog?
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"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
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when two uncircumsized men stand facing eachother with thier penises touching and pull thier foreskin
Man1: Last nigh that schnoodling ..
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When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.
No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boile..
