What is Crotchdog?
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"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
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Given the available population, how many are hotties. Also known as the Hottie quotient.
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1. A man without a dick.
2. Someone who fucks inaniment objects.
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