What is Crotchdust?
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A revolting affliction in which the elderly leave mysterious particles on the toilet after using it. Causes range from years of soaking in their own filth instead of showering, or sandy vaginas.
Harry always had to wipe down and sanitize the toilet seat before taking a dump, as his 65 year old mother had a severe case of crotchdust.
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