What is Crotchfruit?
1.
(n) derogatory term for a child.
"I really hate summer... my town is full of crotchfruits all the time, since they don't have to be in school then."
2.
The meddlesome beings breeders create.
"Madam, could you please find it in yourself to take some measures to keep your crotchfruit out of my yard?"
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