What is Crotching?
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The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)
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A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public
"Hey bro, what you been up to?"
"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"
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A term used in lieu of
"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."
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