Crotchlock

What is Crotchlock?

1. adj. the state of getting no sex for a long period of time

JaMarcus ain't called me in forever! I hate when he puts me on crotchlock!

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Ilyitah

1. "I love you in the asshole." Showing affection in a disgusting manner. Me:Kristen ilyitah so much! Kristen: Ew........same! ..

Human Zamboni

1. In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt. Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going ..

Sfia

1. Solicited Finger In the Anus. Popularized on the website Fark and is a joke resulting from the cliche among TotalFarkers. see UFIA. Unl..

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