Crotch-massagingly

What is Crotch-massagingly?

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"

"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

See crotch, massage, adverb

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