Crotchmayo

What is Crotchmayo?


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Crotchmayo is the substance that appears in your crotch area when you havent taken a shower for weeks. First used in 1999 when i got lost in the woods for 3 weeks and when i was found i smelled like pure hell and the doctors said there would always be a faint odor coming from my crotch.

Rob: "yo dude...did you smell jason silverman's breath today. it smelled like he spread a jar of crotchmayo on a piece of toast and ate it...or like he was licking some guys sweaty balls. im guessing its the latter of the two."


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