What is Crotchmonkey?
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one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.
you are an extreme crotchmonkey.
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This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.
Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.
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Pork Sword,Spam javelin,Dirty pole,Beef lance,Fanny Spear
I inserted my Lamb Cannon into her Wizards Sleeve...
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Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.
Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me..
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Usually natural materials, e.g. coal, iron ore, cotton, which have to be turned into finished goods in a factory.
To make products, you..
