What is Crotchmonkey?
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one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.
you are an extreme crotchmonkey.
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This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.
Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.
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The act of three brossimultaneously ejaculating into the hair of a ladyfellow.
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