What is Crotchmonkey?
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one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.
you are an extreme crotchmonkey.
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This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.
Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.
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A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta every..
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When one does something really uncool
Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass
See suck, school..
