Crotchmullet

What is Crotchmullet?

1.

A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.

"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."

See crotch, mullet, head, pubes
62

Random Words:

Winnots
1. A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.) You wont hav..
Read more
Ubernacle
1. 1)a mexican 2) something that is Fucking awesome!!! Thats so ubernacle. Holy shit, your so ubernacle! See cool person, mexican..
Read more
Cocksmooze
1. Someone who continually kisses asses as a career. Namely in the music or movie industry, but he or she is good and clever enough to be ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free