What is Crotchmullet?
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A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.
"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."
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Verb, To play willies,:
-To go to a friends house and compare penises/ touch your penis/each others penises.
-To go to a friends house..
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One who is the biggest vagina.
The largest of all vaginas.
Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!
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