What is Crotchmullet?
1.
A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.
"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."
See
Random Words:
1.
Coolest geometry honors teacher in the history of the subject. Often times, can be seen as verrrrryy enthusiastic about learning. Howeve..
1.
Those totally un-cool arm sleeves that were first worn by professional bicycle riders because they ride from low valleys (hot temps) up ..
