What is Crotchmullet?
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A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.
"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."
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A penis coming from the root word of plaster which means a body part and the root word of hagga which means to pee.
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Slang for big, huge, throbbing, rock-hard cock.
On your knees baby I got your cure for lockjaw right here!..
