Crotchmurder

What is Crotchmurder?

A willful act invloving extreme damage or destruction of a person's genitals.

Shut up before I crotchmurder you.

After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.

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