Crotchoritis

What is Crotchoritis?


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The bizarre condition of when someone, like an actor or a singer, is on stage and (not knowing what to do with them) has their hands always drifting towards or placed at the crotch region.

Emma: I missed Bobby's solo in choir, how was it?

Jane: The singing was ok, but as far the overall performance goes, he had some seriously distracting crotchoritis!

See crotch, groin, stage presence, performance, hands


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