What is Crotchoritis?
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The bizarre condition of when someone, like an actor or a singer, is on stage and (not knowing what to do with them) has their hands always drifting towards or placed at the crotch region.
Emma: I missed Bobby's solo in choir, how was it?
Jane: The singing was ok, but as far the overall performance goes, he had some seriously distracting crotchoritis!
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What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out
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