What is Crotchrocket?
1.
Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.
I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.
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2.
Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!
prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!
holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it
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3.
Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds
one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing
4.
Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.
Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.
Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:
a)Obsolete.
b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.
Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!
Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.
5.
motorbike ahahahahahahahha
dude, did u see his crotchrocket
