Crotchrocket

What is Crotchrocket?


1.

Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.

I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.

See Milo

2.

Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!

holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it

See Ice

3.

Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds

one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing

4.

Officially and legally sanctioned form of suicide for cretins.

Illegal and massively dangerous if ridden anywhere near their capacity on public streets, a tremendous waste of expense for the non-suicidal. Insurance companies love them.

Usually, they last about one summer season before they are:

a)Obsolete.

b)a twisted pile of unobtainium.

Wow! That little old lady left-turned in front of that crotchrocket pilot!

Now he's just a streak of strawberry jelly on the asphalt.

5.

motorbike ahahahahahahahha

dude, did u see his crotchrocket


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