Crotchslave Edit Meaning

1. An "assmoist" is the driver that drives up the lane that is about to be closed by one of those large blinking traffic arrows a..

1. coolest guy on the planet who pwns tash all day with a penis the size of elephants > tash See tash..

1. The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a portable toilet. The foreman gave ricky a portoblumpkin on his lunch hour. See blu..