Crotchtastrophe

What is Crotchtastrophe?

A terrible, terrible occurance, usually pertaining to the crotch region.

"Jeepers, that sure was a crotchtastrophe at the game the other night. I didn't think that guy would walk again."

See crotchtacular, catastrophe, crotch

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