What is Crotch-vision?
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An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.
"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."
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A catchy, abstract euphemeism for pussy most often used in the porn industry.
"Don't you wanna taste my velvet glory."
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Someone so obsessed with the minutiae of lower-middle-class good manners that they utterly miss the point of the exercise. The name of ..
