What is Crouching Cooter Hidden Faggot?


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adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.

syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

See beard, homo, fag, gay, straight, woman, man, sex, intercourse, failure


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