Crouching Wear

What is Crouching Wear?

When somebody/something is " sexy" then it is crouching wear. It is used as a secretive way of saying sombody is nice looking without being obvious.

(whilst pointing at a girl) Crouching Wear!

Green goo... Crouching Wear!

W.o.a.

1. Wall of ass.Like when you walk into a room full of farts from old guys and dogs and such. Man i got in my grandma's car today and ..

Making A Pickle

1. The act of a lonely woman using a large cucumber as a substitute for a man's penis for her sexual pleeasure. Where is Mary? She&a..

Val Kilmer

1. only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave. val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang See he..

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