What is Crouse?
1.
To urinate publicly and then deny it, esp. if one later runs for public office.
Angie croused outside a bar in south Scottsdale.
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2.
to be one of the best looking studs at the school
wow, that guy is a real crouse
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3.
(v.) The process of repeatedly claiming to have quit smoking only to gradually return to the habit each time. A variation on Freudian denial.
He's been crousing spastically for months now.
4.
A term used to describe Crouse's crouse. However, having a crouse is not limited to people who are named Crouse. Anyone, with sufficient girth, can have a crouse but only Crouse can have a Crouse's crouse.
"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"
"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"
