What is Crousti?
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Adjective
Short for " croustillant "
Said of someone or something that is insanely hot.
Being crousti is a state of mind, a staggering way of acting nonchalant and composed. That under any circumstances.
Can be used at anytime, from grocery shopping at Target to reading I-D while eating pinkberry.
Antonym : fat britney, poor thing, assistant
" Britney is so crousti these days "
" OMG, i know "
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" Hot D. got fat... that's so not crousti "
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" Mary, has the croustiest vagina "
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" the last episode from the hills was so crousti"
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" Mariah just did the croustiest sound check ear-finger touch "
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" Lindsay's rehab was so not crousti, full of nobodies... i feel so sorry for her "
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