Croutampons

What is Croutampons?


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croutampons are used tampons, baked, rolled in sesame seeds then glazed with a hovis coating. they can be muched alone or chucked in some of your fave soup.

Edna- hey, can i order the pea and ham soup please?

waiter- croutampons or bread?

Edna- both please, i love croutampons

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