What is Crouton?
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Something you put in cup a soup.
Wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.
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2.
The drummer of the band Family Force 5
Man, Crouton's one awesome drummer.
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3.
A dried piece of bread covered with seasonings that tastes good when you're high.
Who says croutons aren't a meal?
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Racist word for a French person.
quiet you fucking crouton!
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The most desireable part of a salad
good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons
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1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.
"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."
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A crouton is a vile and agressive action. Meant as an insult or challenge, an attacker removes of of his victims incisors, seasons it, and replaces it in the mouth of his victim. This will usually frustrate the victim to a high degree.
While travelling to Florida, Dave met a punk on the airplane and was forced to crouton the poor guy.
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