What is Crowded?
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when there's no more room for bruising and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in the balls or because you got your NUTS SMASHED!!!
man-"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"
lady-"Oh my fuck!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)
man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn CROWDED my balls(faints)
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2.
To get "crowded" by people who are threatening you, when you are without your "crew."
I was at the movies the other day, and the "West Rollers" came and I almost got crowded.
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When a former friend prevents you from getting ass, not in person, but from any distance.
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