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see 'oxymoron'.
contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes&..
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when you fuck a chick on her period and pull out your bloody dick and rub it around her mouth in a circle to give her a clown face.
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Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).
Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping ..