Crown Rewards Card

What is Crown Rewards Card?


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yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.

clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"

customer: "yes, thank you."

clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"

customer: "no, i-"

clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."

customer: "but i-"

clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"

customer: *obeys*

See hallmark, rewards card, cards, pointless, useless


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