What is Crown Russe?
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Probably the cheapest and worst vodka readily available in America. Like all other cheap vodka, a staple of college students everywhere... except now you can pretend to be Russian!
Also says "Finest Vodka Made" on the label.
Shit, it's Thursday already. Here's $10. You get the Crown Russe, and I'll steal some cranberry juice from the dining hall.
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