What is Crowned?
1.
v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.
2.
When a Blunt, Cigarette, cigar... ect. have burned so that there is ash on the end.
Example 1.
Dylan Silva: "Yo duder ash the blunt."
Jason Sheldon: "Yeah man that shit is crowned..."
Eric Spano: "Oh shit I forgot. that bong put me on my ass."
Example 2.
Jason Sheldon: "I bet you cant rip that L until its crowned"
Alex Lavalley: "I'll crown this thang right here mang."
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3.
the act in which a person proceeds to ejaculate on someone's forehead after suffocating them with a pillow
Last night I was fuckin' this one broad and she had me choke her. Once she was out, I finished up on her forehead. CROWNED BITCH!!
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4.
Pronounced Cr - Owned
A derivative of Owned, used when beaten by a player with lesser skill
" Aww man, I ran of of ammo and that n00b CROWNED me "
" Dont fall asleep at your keyboard, some weaker player might sneak up and CROWN you."
"WHAAT! How'd he do that!?! I just got CROWNED!!"
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5.
When one is killed with a headshot in either the original Halo or Halo 2.
You just got crowned bitch!
