What is Crow-shaped Tool?
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A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.
"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."
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The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.
I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.
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