Croydon Anger

What is Croydon Anger?


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The psychological effect of realising that you're an ignorant chav wanker/townie wanker/plain old wanker that lives in Croydon and has no hope of ever getting out of there due to being such an ignorant wanker with no prospects whatsoever, so therefore decides to whine and complain about everything in an obnoxious, aggressive manner. Or if this is too complicated for you, kicking somebody's head in - it doesn't matter who, but it helps if they don't look or act like you, so you feel better about it.

"Did you spill my pint, you cunt?"

"Did you look at my bird, you cunt?"

"Err...YOU CUNT!!!"

Chucking out time at The Spreadeagle on a Friday or Saturday night.


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