Croydon Cru

What is Croydon Cru?


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Mark, Patrick, Dippy-dick, Andrew, Joey(f)and Gabby. Members of the Sofa Cru. Travel to Esher by tram (?!) and can be found snapping, being seduced by 40 year old "dance" teachers, singing, blushing or doing neuclear physics effortlessly.

"Whats wrong wit' gettin' the tram?!"

"i know someone who had a fettish for people shitting...."

"NOICE!!"


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