What is Croydon Face Lift?
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The effect achieved by a
'A pram, a Kappa tracksuit, a screaming child, a few Iceland bags, a Croydon face lift - yes, this is a superb example of the archetypal chavette baby factory on legs.'
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When a male is masturbating and he wraps a toliet paper around his penis to catch the semen.
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