What is Croydon Face Lift?
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The effect achieved by a
'A pram, a Kappa tracksuit, a screaming child, a few Iceland bags, a Croydon face lift - yes, this is a superb example of the archetypal chavette baby factory on legs.'
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the likelihood that an Asian will give it up; have sex with you.
J: Yo, that slanty-eyed chick is lookin easy!!
M: Oh HELL YEAH! now t..