Croydon Face Lift

What is Croydon Face Lift?

1.

The effect achieved by a chavette by scraping all her hair up into a very tight ponytail on the back of her head, leaving facila expresssion somewhat inhibited. AKA pikey botox.

'A pram, a Kappa tracksuit, a screaming child, a few Iceland bags, a Croydon face lift - yes, this is a superb example of the archetypal chavette baby factory on legs.'
32

Random Words:

B.w.i.
1. Bowling While Intoxicated B.W.I. is enhanced by wearing bling. See bling, crunk, trashed, smashed, unicorn, dude..
Read more
J.w.f.
1. An acronym that stands for "jolly well fucked". This describes a situation where the individual has exhausted his or her opti..
Read more
Wednesday Face
1. "(day of the week here)" face refers to the look on ones face once they have arrived home from work on "X" day. It i..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free