Croydon Face Lift

What is Croydon Face Lift?

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The effect achieved by a chavette by scraping all her hair up into a very tight ponytail on the back of her head, leaving facila expresssion somewhat inhibited. AKA pikey botox.

'A pram, a Kappa tracksuit, a screaming child, a few Iceland bags, a Croydon face lift - yes, this is a superb example of the archetypal chavette baby factory on legs.'
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