Croydon Facial

What is Croydon Facial?


1.

the cheapest form of beauty therapy can be found distributed around the back of the bike sheds. this ground breaking treatment requires the gentleman to gush out his double barrelled man mayonaise all over the ladies face.

a cheap and effective cure for acne and repelling mosquitos.

can be found in abundance in all of croydons council estates... if needed urgently ask your step father / big brother.

"oh your skin looks nice" saids Chardonay

"thankyou, iv just had a croydon facial" says Waynetta

See facial, cum, chav, acne, croydon

2.

croydon facial

the cheapest form of beauty therapy can be found distributed around the back of the bike sheds. this ground breaking treatment requires the gentleman to gush out his double barrelled man mayonaise all over the ladies face.

a cheap and effective cure for acne and repelling mosquitos.

can be found in abundance in all of croydons council estates... if needed urgently ask your step father / big brother.

"oh your skin looks nice" saids Chardonay

"thankyou, iv just had a croydon facial" says Waynetta

See cummy, health, man mayo, pink eye


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