What is Crucial?
1.
1. Necessary, vital.
2. An obnoxious slang word that surfaced roughly 2 years ago and will not fucking die, along with "phat," "crunk," and Snoop Dogg-esque "izzle" talk. Even more annoying in its condensed form, pronounced "croosh." Usually applied to describe situations or objects in stupid and totally illogical ways.
I really wish dumbasses hadn't bastardized the definition of the word "crucial" and used it purely to describe something that is actually necessary to the given situation.
"YO MAN, I was fucking this phat ass bitch, it was so crucial."
"That's my boy Joe, he's crucial."
"This apple juice is crucial."
"I'm a fucking idiot who uses the word crucial."
2.
Refers to an action, event, or object that is far beyond amazing. This word is spreading like wild-fire.
Ah shit bro....that dunk was crucial!
3.
of extreme importance or significance; essential
Sorry dude, that dunk was in no way crucial to anything, as good or as hard as it may have been.
That test was crucial to me passing the grade, but it was hard, so I think I failed.
4.
something that is completely necessary and amazing
dude that bong hits crucial
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5.
Giving props or saying this is really good, interesting, or awesome.
That burn out was f******* CRUCIAL !
6.
When something is mad wrong
Did you see that dude's bone sticking out of his knee when he fell off his board? Man, that's crucial!
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7.
The epitomy of the most amazing thing ever
Homegirls ass was crucial son
