Crucifixion

What is Crucifixion?


1.

A sexual maneouvre in which a girl is spit-roasted upon an axis of cock while ski-poling two other men simultaneously.

So one time my friend and i were spit-roasting this slut, when she said "I'm bored" so we called in two more friends for her crucifixion.

See spit roast, ski pole, jesus, crucifiction, spit-roast, spitroast

2.

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.

The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.

The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.

See Jesse

3.

When a girl is nailed against a cross. By nailed I mean sexed. Considered to be one of the most admirable form of sex. If blood is involved (not from splinters,) man points are awarded in droves.

I totally crucified my girlfriend at church last night. It was a hot crucifixion.

See sex, religion, girl, crucifixion, splinters

4.

The result of a bondage fetish gone horribly wrong.

Jesus got a little bit TOO kinky and eventually it escalated into a crucifixion.

See cross, torture, jesus, christ, crucifix


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