Crucifuck

What is Crucifuck?

1.

A religous asshole. Term made popular by Wesley Willis.

Once upon a time I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church. I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck.

2.

1. Sexual penetration of the hole in Jesus' side.

2. Getting a handjob from Jesus via the hole in his hand.

On the 3rd day the stone was rolled away and Jesus came out and gave everyone a crucifuck.

See easter, jesus, blasphemy, crucifixion, pat robertson, assbreff

3.

when you stick a bitch to a cross, then proceed to nail her. pun intended.

melissa was pissing me off on the ride home last night, i knew she still wanted to fuck, so once she let her guard down, i threw that bitch on the cross and crucifucked her.

See crucifuck, niggerfaggot

4.

To rape someone with a crucifix. Preferabbly one that is made of splintered wood, or ice cold serrated steel.

I just crucifucked some old born again christian housewife.

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