What is Crufts?
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Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
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Pancake made out of Bisquick and milk by following the "Biscuit" directions on the box, then frying the dough in an open skill..
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cheese that tastes like crap
Mary, can you pass me the flarbajano, please?
See plastic cheese, cheese..
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To stare at a person as you pass them, also known as "Mad dogging"
"You always nigga scope people when we walk by them.&..