What is Crufts?
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Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
Random Words:
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The cardboard sleeve provided by Starbucks to protect one's hands from the heat of the coffee.
Always wear a java jacket.
See jav..
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commonly used for brothers who deal with white girls..
Who you hooking up with tonight.. Man I'm throwing on my snow boots...
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To be hit by a elbow, also known as the "chicken wing slap". Harder to deliver, as it requires your opponent to be behind you,..
