What is Crufts?
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Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
Random Words:
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The word "assassinate" after it has been mangled by a particularly stupid censor.
It is a shame we still aren't sure who..
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The sexual practice in which the girl, who is performing, fills her mouth with sand before adminstering a blowjob, commonly used in both..
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A way to scare the living piss out of someone in a comedic fashion.
Guy 1: *walks in* Hey, you here dude?
Guy 2: *jumps out of closet*..
