What is Crufts?
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Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
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An unattractive woman that looks really hot at bar close.
Damn she's dognacious!!!! I'm fuckin that tonight!
See ugly, woman..
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when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up..
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Voluntainment (noun) occurs when you volunteer at a function or event, and are entertained at the same time.
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