What is Crufts?
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Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
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A love token is a smiley face :) , you recieve from a girl you have been hitting on via text message/internet etc.
John: "Hey have..
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Neon or LED lights that stupid ricers put underneath thier cars. Illeagal in most states.
That rusty Honda has purple under glows on it..
