What is Crufts?
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Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
Random Words:
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Fear of Talking on the Telephone.
You're not REALLY Phonaphobic...You just don't want to hear my endless trivial babble...Adm..
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slang for ded. Yes D E D dead. As in rigor mortis.
joo ded foo, joo ded..
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Too much laughter.
Just a bit.
Man: lolololololol
Manly man: Fag. I'm going to go beat my wife and watch football now.
See lol..
