What is Crufts?
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Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
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a stretchy shirt that cradles each boob and has a glittery, gaudy medallion in the middle
The real housewives of Orange County have hoo..
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The feeling you get that makes you jump higher, press buttons faster, and play Dance Dance Revolution better than you usually can.
Derk..
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To smoke marijuana
Put the Lime in the Coconut
"Dude lets put the lime in the coconut and watch Shrek 3-D
See Joe
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To smoke ..
