What is Crufts?
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Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
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