What is Crufts?
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Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
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The largest company in the world by total revenue. Based in Texas. Formed after Exxon and Mobil merged in 1999. The CEO is a former L..
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