What is Cruise-a-virus?
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A severe disease that was spread once Tom Cruise became such a  
This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a 
(e.g. things for the Cruise-A-Virus effects)
"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."
"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"
"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"
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Two phrases frequently used to humiliate someone.
You don't have any friends. You were adopted.
OMG! Like he was adopted!
WTF? Y..