What is Cruiser Douche?
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A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.
They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps
Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
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leaving to whore yourself for petty cash at your job. Not necessarily a literal whore.
Person1: Hey, I'm going to work.
Person2: ..
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A skateboard. Synonym commonly used to distance oneself from the stereotypic skateboarder's culture.
A: How did you get here?
B: ..
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A legend that dominated the snowboard halfpipe contests in the mid to late 1990s. Created the Haakenflip, a godly feat.
Terje Haakenson..
