What is Cruiser Douche?
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A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.
They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps
Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
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