What is Cruising For A Bruising?
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someone who is pushing there luck and likely to become physically assulted for their actions
Rob) Can you please stop smoking in here, it stinks!
Dude) You're cruising for a bruising mate, do you wanna ask anything else?
Rob) <exits room>
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