Cruke

What is Cruke?


1.

v. 1. the act of crapping and puking simultaneously

Pete could not sleep with some skank because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.

See crap, puke, defocate, vomit

2.

the evolution of music myspace/crukaz

cruke is amazing

See cruke, crook, cruke


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