What is Cruke?
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v. 1. the act of crapping and puking simultaneously
Pete could not sleep with some skank because after a long night of boozing and eating taco bell, he was nervous that he would cruke in her bed.
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the evolution of music myspace/crukaz
cruke is amazing
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