What is Crumb?
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(n.) A person who is a surplus of negative connotations. This person is lazy, stupid, ugly, worthless, and/or pathetic. Calling someone such a word tells them they are useless and need to get up and do something with their life.
1. Only a crumb would go to the beach which is an hour away, and then try to go tailgating back home later that day. A person with common sense would know that there is no way that you're going to have the time and energy to drive an hour to the beach, sit in the sun for a few hours while its drains you out, then drive an hour back and tailgate by 2pm. That is an example of a STUPID CRUMB.
2. David Francis Wesolowski sleeps 15 hours a day and when he is awake he does nothing but eat offensive amounts of food and get googies. He is an absolute crumb because of his laziness and worthlessness.
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2.
One of the worst things you can call someone. One step above a
That bouncer at Chalk is the biggest crumb.
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One who acts in a disturbingly weird and slightly psychotic manor. Will tend to say very strange and random things no one else finds funny except for other crumbs.. Crumbs can be seen with harry potter shit written on their converse, dressing up as the Darien Lake guy, and randomly conducting music no one else hears. A Crumb will often call other people crumbs, in turn making them an even bigger crumb. Crumbs can be found annoying but are very often misunderstood.
William:What the hell is written on your shoe?
Maggie: Nothing
William: Does that say I love harry Potter?
Maggie: Yeah, STFU!
William: *sighs* crumb
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Someone who is a lower member of a group, click, clan, tribe, gang etc. The ugly member of the group. The less popular person of the group.
This crumb was shouting at me like he was my boss.
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Another word for penis.
Andrew's crumb is fucking huge!
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bit, a little piece or part. a tiney thing....
u aint gonna get a crumb from me cuz im from da streets...
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Dried/Crusted
Dude.. you got some crumb on your face.
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